Mmm, You Can Really Taste the Fluff
The advice given here for dealing with swallowing a figurine—using cottonwool—seems unconventional and unlikely to work effectively. Stomach acid would likely dissolve the cottonwool before it could aid the figurine’s passage. While creative, one can’t help but wonder about its actual efficacy.
Interestingly, cottonwool does offer some nutritional value due to its fiber content. With a dash of seasoning, perhaps even a touch of condiments like ketchup and mayo, one might humorously consider marketing it as a quirky specialty. It’s the kind of idea that might find a niche in places like New York.