Let’s Get Married!
There are helpful doctors, doctors trying to be helpful and not always succeeding, and then there are doctors like this one who live in an alternate reality. His advice is so oddly unrelated to the problem at hand that you’d hope there is more to it. You have to get married?
Well, doc, I don’t think marriage is going to fix a damaged neck and spine. Maybe he was trying to make small talk? I’m going to really hope he was just trying to make small talk, even if it was a terrible attempt at it. Because otherwise, time to run out of there screaming.