May I Have Some Corn, Please?
Some squirrels have all the luck when it comes to corn! This person reveals a daily visitor—an albino squirrel—that comes to their door to beg for corn, of all things. Firstly, it’s a novelty to see an albino squirrel, and she’s undeniably a cutie. Secondly, corn is an interesting choice of food. Whatever happened to the classic acorns?
We apologize for the stereotype, Squirrely. Perhaps one day, this person had corn outside, and the squirrel took notice, making mental notes. Consequently, she kept returning each day in her persistent quest for corn. Does she prefer it on the cob or off? These are the questions that keep us awake at night.