Can’t stay mad at them
Dogs truly are a man’s best friend, as anyone who’s ever owned a dog can attest. For that reason, we can’t stay mad at them. They know how cute they are, and we know they never mean harm; everything they do is driven by love, enthusiasm, or confusion.

This might not be the warmest welcome-home sign we can think of – it’s not the kind of news you want to receive after returning from a much-needed vacation – but this man knew his wife couldn’t stay mad at the dogs. Besides, there isn’t a good time to break this kind of news.