Is That a Phone, or Are You Happy to See Me?
Everyone has a smartphone in their pocket; it’s just how the world has become. So, there’s no reason to be embarrassed about the phone’s bulge in your trousers. If you are self-conscious, you can always ask James to work his Photoshop magic and fix your problem.

So when this guy asked James to remove the noticeable bulge of his phone, James did what any reasonable person would do. He ripped the pocket off the pants, exposing the pale flesh underneath. We’re guessing this guy is more of a whitey-tighty fella than a boxer kind of guy.