Feasting on Bird Excrement
When you ask James to remove something, be prepared for it to either reappear in a more conspicuous location or transform into something entirely unexpected. Many have hilariously learned this lesson, just like the woman in this photograph. She believed the bird droppings in front of her had ruined her picture and kindly requested James to erase it.

And erase it he did, but not in the way she expected. Instead of eliminating the bird droppings, he magically transformed the unsightly mess into a stylish cutting board with an appetizer. He even added a glass of champagne to accompany her unusual dining experience.