Who Needs a Comedy Special When You Have These Boomer Dad Jokes?

Quitting Veganism

Veganism can be a serious commitment, but this dad makes it a punchline. His advice for those quitting? Go “cold turkey.” It’s a pun that lands so well, it practically deserves a drumroll. Whether you’re a proud vegan or someone who gave up after one week of tofu, you can’t help but laugh at the play on words.

Even the follow-up joke — calling it “cheesy” — adds an extra layer of silliness. Dad jokes thrive on food humor, especially when it mixes diet choices with meat-based idioms. It might not make you crave steak again, but it’ll definitely remind you that humor makes every lifestyle choice a little easier to swallow.