Who Needs a Comedy Special When You Have These Boomer Dad Jokes?

Cause You’re Hot Then You’re Cold

Science jokes don’t always land, but this one brings the heat. In the battle of Hot vs. Cold, we all know heat wins in terms of molecular speed. But leave it to a dad to flip that fact into a joke — cold catches you, hot doesn’t. Classic.

It’s a great way to sneak a little chemistry lesson into a laugh. Sure, hot molecules move faster… but when it comes to illness, cold’s got better aim. Whether you’re in a lab or lying in bed with tissues, it’s good to remember that science and dad jokes both have a way of sneaking up on you.