Who Needs a Comedy Special When You Have These Boomer Dad Jokes?

Fusilli Ferrari

Only a dad could look at pasta and think, “What if this had wheels?” The idea of a spaghetti-powered sports car — dubbed the Fusilli Ferrari — is hilarious, ridiculous, and pure dad gold. It blends culinary chaos with engineering imagination, and it’s just plausible enough to spark questions no one should ever seriously ask.

What happens if it rains? Do you eat your way out of a breakdown? Will pigeons be your worst nightmare? These are the kinds of logistical questions that don’t matter when a pun is driving the narrative. It’s nonsense, yes — but it’s fast, funny, and fuelled entirely by carbs and creativity.