Who Needs a Comedy Special When You Have These Boomer Dad Jokes?

Lettuce Leaf!

This one takes the vegan stereotype and cranks it up to absurdity — a dad trapping burglars with lettuce. The pun, “Lettuce leaf,” is groan-worthy perfection, but it’s the visual that takes it home. Imagining someone caught in a vegan trap is just ridiculous enough to stick.

Jokes like this play on cultural assumptions and spin them into nonsense. It’s goofy, harmless, and exactly what dad jokes are supposed to be. No one’s actually advocating for salad-based defense systems, but if you’re going to protect your house with anything, at least make it leafy and green.