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The Chronic Airport Jokester

This dad’s obsession with airport jokes has reached critical levels — so much so that it’s been declared “terminal.” From gate delays to carry-on mixups, he finds punchlines where others find frustration. It’s almost impressive how committed he is to this niche comedy genre.

Of course, he might be suffering from a “departure from sanity,” but we love him for it. Whether he’s cracking jokes in TSA lines or riffing on baggage claims, his condition isn’t going away anytime soon. In fact, it’s probably airborne by now. Buckle up — this dad isn’t done flying high on wordplay.