What Are the Chances?
Finding a parking spot after an eternity of circling is an immensely gratifying experience, and this particular parking spot appeared as good as any. The car owner could never have predicted that the birds would choose to perch directly above their vehicle. What made this spot so special to the avian population?

While it might have been a minor inconvenience with just one bird, the mess on this car makes you wonder if curses exist. What were the odds that every bird in the neighborhood would select the spot above this car? It’s so dirty now; it’s practically undrivable. Poor owner.