No Games Scheduled
This individual might have executed the ultimate “Outstanding Move.” They revealed that they named their intramural softball team “No Game Scheduled.” Why? Because if the opposing team didn’t show up, they’d have to forfeit and lose their league deposit. It worked because the other team would assume that “no game was scheduled.”

This is brilliance personified. However, it’s unsurprising that people grew to dislike them; it could be considered a jerk move. Nonetheless, it’s also a way to avoid playing if you dislike intramural softball. They could secure a league title without exerting effort—a lazy person’s dream.