#11: Drama Queen
If your significant other is a sleeptalker, you might relate to this guy’s story. His wife is notorious for making dramatic proclamations while asleep, from single words to full-blown speeches. There are a few stand-out incidents that he will never forget because of how ridiculous and startling they were.
One time, his wife suddenly sat up, threw back the covers, and screamed, “TARANTULA!” at the top of her lungs. This was obviously a jarring way to wake up in the middle of the night, so he wasn’t too happy about that false alarm. Another time, she woke him up by repeatedly whispering his name. When he asked what was going on, she revealed that there was an alligator in their room. He played along and found out the alligator had been in their room before. The audacity!