#39: I Feel Attacked
This guy knows that he is notorious for talking in his sleep, but he recently stepped up to borderline sleepwalking. Unfortunately, his girlfriend was the one who found that out. According to their girlfriend, he always speaks Punjabi while asleep, never English. Since his girlfriend doesn’t speak the language, she’s never been able to know what he’s talking about.

She did get one message loud and clear, though. One night, he punched her in the middle of her back out of nowhere! That had never happened before, so she was very shocked. When she asked him about it the next day, he recalled that he was giving his mom CPR. That sounds like a pretty scary dream to us!