#12: Just Trying To Help
This person was trying to be a good partner to his sleeptalking wife, but it backfired! One evening, he heard his wife mumbling in her sleep. She sounded stressed out and worried, so in an attempt to comfort her, he gently asked if she knew where she was. He asked it gently so she wouldn’t be startled awake, but she responded unexpectedly.

In response, his wife rolled over and slugged him hard in the arm! She then said, “I’m in a place where punch buggies are seen first!” After that, she rolled over and sang a little “chugga-chugga-buggy” song and went back to sleep. Who knew people could get so competitive over slug bugs in their sleep?