People Share The Weirdest Things They Have Done in Their Sleep

#32: Becoming a Sandwich

Most sleeptalkers will mumble completely incoherent nonsense that makes no sense to those of us who are awake. This guy, on the other hand, said something absolutely hilarious because it made perfect sense. One time, his girlfriend heard him blurt out, “You’re putting bread in my ears!” Intrigued, the girlfriend kept listening to see what would happen next.

A short while later, he followed up with, “I’m becoming a SANDWICH!” What kind of dream was this guy having?! Although becoming a sandwich is, unfortunately, impossible, his sleeptalking still made sense. We have to admit that we’re a little jealous. Being overtaken by bread and becoming a sandwich doesn’t sound too bad.