A Marriage Bound to Fail
Many couples opt for writing their wedding vows, a touching and romantic gesture that can be profoundly heartwarming or, as in this case, astonishingly awkward. While the groom seemed to have mastered his vows, the bride’s attempt left much to be desired. It appears she may not have put in the effort required.

It comes as no shock that this marriage only lasted a mere six months, as the bride herself seemed to foreshadow its fate. While responding with “ditto” could be seen as cute and perhaps even funny, it falls flat following a heartfelt expression of love. It seems the bride may have relied on humor to get through the moment, and when that failed, she resorted to rambling. Her vows served as an unfortunate reflection of the marriage.