#5: Don’t Make Me Mad
I’m always a fairly well-behaved person, but I dial it up to 11 when I’m on a plane. I always figure that flight attendants have all sorts of nonsense to deal with—drunk, angry passengers starting fights, for instance—so I’m going to make sure I don’t cause any more problems.
With this newfound awareness, I’m now even more determined to avoid upsetting any flight attendants. The last thing I want is to find myself in a situation where someone, be it a member of the cabin crew or otherwise, is letting one rip in my vicinity. Hence, I will exert additional effort to eliminate any possible source of irritation towards me. I deeply value your advice! It’s reassuring to understand that airline staff possess the capability to handle such exceedingly bothersome passengers with professionalism.