Smart Folks Who Saw An Opportunity and Took it

The Not-So-Stealthy Suitcase Bandit

When it comes to committing crimes, the first rule is simple: don’t. The second rule, equally straightforward, is not to capture incriminating photos or videos of yourself in the act. These are basic principles, but it appears this individual missed the memo entirely. It’s virtually guaranteed that the police will track down this individual and return the suitcase to its rightful owner.

The individual in question saw an opportunity and seized it, attempting to make off with a suitcase that was, unfortunately for them, an integral part of a statue. The resulting image captures the would-be thief’s amusing expression, serving as a humorous reminder that crime rarely pays off.