An Eggcellent Idea
You know, you kind of like eating hard-boiled eggs? It’s not all that wild. Some people’s favorite food is hard-boiled eggs. In any case, it’s possible that she heard the Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast and decided to give it a go: “Now that I’m an adult, I eat five dozen eggs to make myself about the size of a barge, and when I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.”
I’m perplexed by her habit of preparing a dozen hard-boiled eggs, consuming only two and discarding the remainder every single day. Is she unaware that hard-boiled eggs have a long shelf life? That’s one of their most appealing aspects! Additionally, their versatility extends beyond just consumption; they’re also enjoyable to dye and hide around the yard during Easter festivities. It’s baffling why she would choose to dispose of perfectly good eggs instead of utilizing them more efficiently.