Science! That’s How It Works!
This…this is rather disconcerting. There are unconventional ways to explain how women give birth, but if this is the current narrative, I believe I’d prefer to revert to the classic story of storks delivering infants wrapped in swaddling cloth. I’m not sure where that tale originated, but it’s certainly less unsettling than whatever the image below depicts.
Who even conceptualized this bizarre creation? I’ll need a generous dose of mental cleansing to delete it. This absurd humor can haunt your waking thoughts and infiltrate your nightmares. No, thank you. I’ll happily abstain from ever contemplating this again.